June 2011
31 posts
Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
May 2011
89 posts
What kind of Bees make milk?
BOOOBEES

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
*looks at tag on shirt* Just what I thought, made in heaven
Is your dad a baker? Cause those buns are HOT
Is that a mirror on your pants? Cause I can totally see myself in them
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?
Don't be a dummy, cum on the tummy.